i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
in a moody to see a booty
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
do you ever dance by clenching ur buttcheeks to the beat
i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask
do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

